Monday, February 9, 2009

Don't look down...whatever you do.


Last night I was really interested in seeing what I looked like "down there." So I went pee and stood on the toilet and asked Matt to see what it was like. He said AH it's probably just real we looked. HOLY CRAP. It was like a monster or something. What the hell was it. It sure wasn't a normal looking vajayjay. It was like an inverted something or another.
Pregnancy does some crazy things to you. But I think I had nightmares of it.
I asked Lori if shes seen hers lately.. and her responce was "It's like a double vagina!"

HAHAHA. I thought you guys MIGHT get a laugh out of this.
And it's like POURING again. The streets are starting to flood... I LOVE IT!

Well have a good day, and try not to think about this post too much! HAHA!


  1. hahaha, i am laughing out loud right now. i was really embarrassed to have my mom and megan in the delivery room because i did not want them to see it, because it is un-recognizable, and soo swollen! you should have seen mine AFTER childbirth due to, know what happened. it looked more like testes. lol. but i promise, it goes back to normal.

  2. Hahahaha! This blog was so funny Krista. And what Anni said was so funny. But ya, weird things are happening down there. Tons of blood is rushing to that area and making it a darker color and swollen. But they all end up looking like that so don't feel weird. Haha. I'm laughing.

  3. Krista, well all I can say right now is you are absolutly the funniest person I have ever known. And also you very "normal" down there for this point in your pregnancy! =) And with Anni's wasn't like that. When a baby is being born it isn't a Va Jay Jay at the time anyway!=) It becomes a "Birth Canal" of sorts.<3

  4. Dear Krista, you married the right man for you. That's all I have to say. Love, Michelle